Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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