Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I had to cum in my sink.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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