Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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