i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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