i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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