i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
