One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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