I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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