Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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