WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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