I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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