ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
