You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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