can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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