All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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