did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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