chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
