Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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