Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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