also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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