no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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