You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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