porn star boner night. come get it.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Dear god my vagina.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
