Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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