Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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