508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
