i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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