Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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