So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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