Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
