Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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