Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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