just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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