I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He did a backflip because drugs
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