Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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