Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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