office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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