He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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