last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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