Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
