We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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