woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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