we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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