She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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