is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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