Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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