if i can run in heels then i can drive
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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