But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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