As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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