i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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